Yesterday it was the "horsey" family festival (in case u guys don't know), as a Donkey i'm also in the horse family u know (in case u don't know again!). Anway i took some time to wear my shoes cos it's hard to wear u know, i gotta "nail" it into my feets. Yes u heard mi rite, "nailed", cos that's how every horse wears their horseshoe what. Soon (nt really that soon, it took mi an hour to wear the shiny horseshoe) i was out of the house happily travelling to the family fest, on my way i saw "Nightmare" (in case u guys DON'T know him, u better do now!) who happens to be the "gangsters head" in the horsey family. Unfortunately he saw mi coming, he stopped mi and chatted with mi about how was the filming of "Shrek 3" doing, as u know i'm a talkative guy i chatted with him quite long, telling him that i was casted main lead in the coming movie. After the chat he wanted to shake the hands of a star, i *almost* gladly did it but i stopped myself in time otherwise u would have BBQ donkey hands, cos Nightmare is wearing his new "Burning 200 celsius series" horseshoe (if u know what i mean). After Nightmare galloped so fast away, i went on my travelling. This time i happen to meet "Seventh Horse", she was called the the "Seventh Horse" becos she only managed to finish the Lord Budhha's animal race in the seventh position, and so was placed 7th in the chinese zodiac. She chatted with me about her recent job (btw she's vain), she was engaged to help pose for the Taiwan's Golden Horse Award as they are desiging a new award. Also she mentioned about her meeting the little gold guy named "Oscar" on the studio too, she sounded so honoured to met him. I was like "chek" sooner or later i'm will be owning it, at least i'm nominated before duh! Anyway after the *unfortunate* encounter with 7th Horse, i travel by the river to avoid any more unwanted encounter. Suddenly i heard "PssH", i turned my head around to see who was it, but saw no one. So i started to wonder if it was "Ma Mian Ge" (in case u guys don't know again, it is one of the "Niu Tuo Ma Mian" la) cos he and his buddy is always wondering about to catch wandering spirits. Then i heard something again, this time "in the river lah", i luk into the river and saw SeaHorse, btw he's the Chairman of the "Hai Ma Brand" matteress. He asked whether i was on my way to the festival, so i told him ya, immediately he asked mi to hoped on his newly brought submarine "underwater 50 league". I hoped on and...soon we reached the Festival ground, on the place there was many different horses. I saw Black Beauty with her bf, Nightmare, i wonder why such a beautiful horse will like a hooligan like Nightmare. Strange things are happening in the horse world not to say the human world! Later on i heard the crowd cheering, i thot what was happening so i "fight" my way in the front of the crowd. I saw Sagittarus displaying his archery, whenever he hits the bull's eye we would turn to the crowd and display his sparkling shine teeth *ting*. He is always such a arrogrant and boastful guy just becos he is in the Zodiac, the only horse that could match him would be 7th Horse, but sadly 7th horse is also another vain and boastful horse. The festival was a fun one, as we had lots of food, horsey displaying their feats *Duh* and we also played Polo, in case u don't know we horses are the best at Polo, otherwise why would the human ride us to play Polo. After hours of "partying" it is time to end and back to our old style again, so see u guys again at the next "Horsey Festival", byebye!