*ti...du...ti...ti...du...* (access to Ah Tan's secret weapon storage...approved)

Hmm...which weapon should i use neh? M16? Bazooka? Pistol? Laser Beam Gun?

I'm so F.U.R.I.O.U.S now that i wanna activate my "SS" (secret police) to capture him and torture him like what the SS normally do.

"Send this orders to the SS now!" (Me)

"Yes SIR, right away SIR" (Sidekick)

The orders reads...

Capture XXX and torture him until he has no strength to say "30 cents".

By Orders
Ah Tan

Wa lau this farker always like to have venue situated at the east side, din he knows that this country has west also. He can say he have to travel to west very tiring, den people travel to east not tired meh! Wat i'm saying is not he must come to west lah, but cannot go centralised places meh...so difficult to go meh.

Hello...more than half of the participants are from west or more closer to west than east hor! only one and is ONE from the east lor, shouldn't it be the minority follow the majority meh! OMG democracy is dying at his hands...!!! "Torture him, SS"

Can he xxxking to sensible, so old alredi still dunno how to think, need mi to remind him issit! (Btw this is not a personal attack!)